She's not a magic lamp!

Ok, I will just start it out just like this.....why do people always rub on my pregnant wifes belly?
Why? Why? really...Why? Don't get me wrong family members don't bother us , really they don't, I'm serious. What I want to know, who gave the blue haired crow in the grocery store permission to walk up to my wife and start caressing her like she was a magical lamp and a genie was gonna pop out if she kept rubbing long enough. Listen lady just because you had kids 67 years ago, doesn't give you the right to rub my wife like a professional lotion applier! You don't see old men coming up to my rubbing my parts because we both pee standing up! It doesn't matter that you are both women, both have given birth, or even have the same astrological sign! Keep your hands of the belly! Other than that everything is hunky-dorey (wow that looks funny typed out). Well, about nine more weeks till delivery time so keep counting down with me!

Late,
Ryan
daddyinc@gmail.com

F.U.V

Is it a "van", a "school bus", an "extended-cab car", or just the old reliable term "mini-van"? I really don't like this term. So I have come up with a new term.....FUV! Yes, a Family Utility Vehicle.....huh...huh..yeah...you like that huh? I want to tell you, this FUV that we just purchased a month ago is totally sweet! I mean we had a Ford Aerostar when I was growing up and God love my father, he was just getting what was family-functional at the time. But, I must say it was really fun even though my mom Hated that thing! I must say though, our new vehicle is so friggin sweet!
We bought a 2008 Honda Odyssey and man this thing has eeeeeeevvverything! Not to mention it is totally 100% my wifes vehicle. I have only driven this thing like a true handful of times. Back in the day with our other vehicle I used to have to drive every place we went, but now I am always the passenger and that is okay with me! Number one question though what and when made the "mini-van" un-cool? I'm serious I really want to know the answer or opinions on this topic!

Late,

Ryan
daddyinc@gmail.com

No, I am not dead....just ...well...I've been...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

I know It has been well over a year since my last post. I have been on a "finding myself outside of the internet world" journey. So, you will start getting regular posts again to let everyone know what the heck is going on in my ordinary world! Quick run-through......I turned 28, Taylor will be 5 soon, Rylan just turned 2 and has an amazing Mohawk, Crystal the WW (Wonderful Wife) is still as breathtaking as ever.....although I bet the little one in her tummy wasn't taking all of her breath from her! Yes that's right, number three is on the way! In any event, like I said earlier I will be back posting rants, thoughts tips, tricks, political views, religious views, and reviews of stuff I like and dislike! So hang on true believers....more to come!

Also, please check out my wifes new website, devoted to carrying all you need to pamper your precious pet. You can find her site at www.pawprintpalace.com

Late,
Ryan